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  <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:36:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>thinking while typing</title>
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  <description>WOah! Havent posted in this baby in a long time...let&apos;s recap the past few months...yeah?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;December...boring doodie...christmas and such...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;January...i went to california with molly for 2 weeks...we went to san fran and then down the coast to los angeles. The whole trip was amazingly fun and we made lots of new friends!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feb...im back in school...the museum is closing for a year or more for renovations so i need to find a new job by next month! :( Fashion week was really fun because timothy and i ran around getting into shows and parties pretending to be the editors of WWD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today is a really quiet day...i&apos;m at the museum right now reading for pol.sci. and planning my film project with Ina. I just paid my credit card online and really have to deposit some checks in the bank...i also lost one of my paychecks and it sucks big because now i have to deal with the museum accountant who is not so friendly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night i went to a party at eric&apos;s house that his brother was having...i fell asleep on the couch and missed the whole thing.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:02:07 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i have not slept in a very long time. It&apos;s not like i&apos;m doing school work...i just sit here online or watch movies or tv until dawn and then nap for 30 minutes and go to school. I CANT SLEEP! i should go for a physical. but i hate how physical they get at physicals.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:02:07 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>exciting news! i just got an e-mail from my charlie angle&apos;sesque boss Pat telling me that im going to be working at the museum&apos;s annual gala fundraiser: the museum of the moving image salutes tom cruise!!!&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ve never been to a black tie event before. i cant wait to go shopping for an outfit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YAYAYAYAY!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:27:31 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>so there&apos;s these homeless people on my corner that i pass (almost) everyday. A red faced woman...like really red faced, I&apos;m guessing her husband...who freely admits to being an alcoholic, and sometimes their friend billy hangs out with them on their soccer mom canvas folding chairs.&lt;br /&gt; i walked with my dog by drunk hobo couples friend today and he was sitting next to the firehouse, drinking a beer and he starts talking to me. So i figure we&apos;re almost neighbors (sans him having a home) so i stopped to talk to him. it was kind of a bad idea. Drunk hobo&apos;s can&apos;t be your neighborhood friends. So he says hi and i&apos;m friendly back and then im thinking hes going to ask about my dog (something along the lines of could he eat it..or..do you have any left over dog food or kibble in my pocket) but he goes in straight for the kill asking me if i was single. Now...call me shallow....but i am completely unattracted to a man who sits in his own urine all day drinking budweiser next to a building alley...basically i&apos;m no mother teresa. plus there&apos;s eric...but i thought it was funny and i laughed all the way down the block.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;happy tuesday</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:38:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i&apos;m still alive, guys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v140/55/64/51304886/n51304886_30666222_5749.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v140/55/64/51304886/n51304886_30666173_2924.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:18:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>trent and i on thecobrasnake.com</title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:19:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>sick night of free fun at misshapes release party :)</title>
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  <description>and trent and i almost didnt go. we ran into mark hunter on orchard street and he&apos;s a really nice guy. so we decided we&apos;d make an attempt at the misshapes party. met a lot of cool people. cory kennedy&apos;s sister is way fucking cool...really down to earth and feeds us a lot of free ice cream and coffee. Dancing was fun...really hot inside but we got in free and it was just a good dance filled night...i forgot how much i love to dance&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v121/55/64/51304886/n51304886_30642819_7122.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;chris was ridicuously nice to us and her ice cream is....a really nice looking ice cream truck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v121/55/64/51304886/n51304886_30642850_2808.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;goon face&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v121/55/64/51304886/n51304886_30642848_2114.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v121/55/64/51304886/n51304886_30642852_3489.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:16:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>whyeeee</title>
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  <description>every time i go on a diet&lt;br /&gt;junk food is just given to (even forced upon) me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;today...had a nice health filled lunch and when i returned to work there was a big FAT piece of chocolate peanut butter cake from one of the volunteers 168th birthday laying on the counter...and it was for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i stared at it for about 2 minutes and decided i would throw it away...and pour like soap on it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but then i said...wellll maybe ill have a taste&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;which is when i found it had peanut butter in it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 bites later i was like...well im already eating it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then as i licked the remaining crumbs from the plate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i realized i have a problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;STOP FEEDING ME (cake)EVERYONE!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 14:21:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>saw sitek of tv of the radio on bedford and metropolitan yesterday in brooklyn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://almanaquevirtual.uol.com.br/imgs/imgs05/061029-183919-2-23-ent.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 15:07:14 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://adamwade.com/humor/wildcard/lonny-.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lonny ross at the museum?! he was so weird looking in person...and in photos</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 14:46:09 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i won one of three tickets to see mando diao on conan obrien on friday. the website said a &quot;ton&quot; of people entered. but i think it&apos;s only one ticket :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but i never win anything contest related!!!! yes!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 16:27:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>bonnaroo!woo!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 07:12:04 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>who was stood up tonight by no one other than amy winehouse?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://photos-881.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v71/234/97/13955386/n13955386_38168881_1978.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;trent and i were.&lt;br /&gt;the best part was when she was getting in her car after walking by and this flamboyant guy yells at her &quot;BOOOO AMY WINEHOUSE YOU WHORE! FUCK YOU AMY WINEHOUSE YOU ALCOHOLIC BITCH! BOOOO AMY YOU&apos;RE A WHORE!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we went to her show and barely got in. 3 songs into the set the security guard says..i can only let 10 people onto the balcony...and we rannnn up. she was amazing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but stood us all up after the show&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saw some famous people though&lt;br /&gt;mos def&lt;br /&gt;kate bosworth&lt;br /&gt;and&lt;br /&gt;jane Krakowski...who for most of the night everyone was referring to as &quot;you know...uh..that lady from ally mcbeal&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nonetheless a fun fun show</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:41:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&quot;Stars of the film, including Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, will land in New York, their final destination after an eight-city international tour and join a crowd of 3,000 people at the &lt;big&gt;UA Kaufman Astoria 14 in downtown Astoria on Monday, April 30th.&lt;/big&gt; With a marching band leading the stars to the ‘black carpet’ and local fans lining the streets, this spectacular premiere will be one of several events throughout the festival celebrating Spider-Man Week in NYC.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND GUESS WHO&apos;S WORKING THE AFTER PARTY AT THE MUSEUM THAT NIGHT!?!?!?!....me</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:11:34 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>is it me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or does britney spears now look like &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Telly Savalas?</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:55:01 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i got home all bummed that i couldnt see schwervon because i wasnt 21 and then!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i get a message from Nan that she guest listed me that i can come!&lt;br /&gt;but it was too late&lt;br /&gt;then she sent me a text that she guestlisted me a second after i was like aw screw it so i literally ran out the door and to the train (with the help of four 2&apos;s) and was at the venue in an hour! they went on 2 hours later so i totally could have not rushed but i caught this band called &lt;big&gt;vampire weekend&lt;/big&gt; and they were really good so watch out for em, yall. and nan hugged me because i came and i was so happy! : )</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:41:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i was walking down 163 street in the snow and stinging hail and i found a cell phone!&lt;br /&gt;it belonged to a chinese man&lt;br /&gt;and his wife kept calling all day...she was under &quot;my lover&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well i got in touch with him and by the end of the day...edward chiu had his phone back&lt;br /&gt;and he gave me $20 in a red chinese envelope. i tried to give it back but he wouldnt take it. he was really funny and nice. im in love...just kidding. i wasnt expecting any reward money but 20 bucks is still really cool to have, no?</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 19:50:44 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>pretty excited for next wednsday&lt;br /&gt;invited by nan of schwervon (google schwervon) to be snuck into the cakeshop. i met her in january at sidewalk cafe when i stashed her keyboard under the bench and she&apos;s really cool and really nice for helping me get into their show. yeahhh!&lt;br /&gt; but other than that i have stupid school tomorrow....stupid school</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:24:06 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>thought you might have learned&lt;br /&gt;that we dont put our skeletons on a stick&lt;br /&gt;and nail it into the front lawn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you want everyone to see?&lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s youre nature&lt;br /&gt;not mine&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ll handle it well&lt;br /&gt;like my age handles these things&lt;br /&gt;you can make yourself a mockery&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and what you really need to do is get ready&lt;br /&gt;because life will be hard once everyone takes heade&lt;br /&gt;of the skeletons hanging on your lawn</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:30:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://photos-668.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v63/55/64/51304886/n51304886_30377668_1768.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;kimya dawson, panda, and i....i need some serious sun</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:20:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i got into hunter and i am very happy to be out of that leaky ceiling shithole called city college. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;have mercy</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:31:41 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>me legs hurt. know why?&lt;br /&gt;i walked from 130th cross town to madison and then down to 8th street.&lt;br /&gt;got lost arond washington square park and then had to walk crosstown again.&lt;br /&gt;i dont know how that happened.&lt;br /&gt;watermelon, sushi, and a pear for 6 lalas&lt;br /&gt;the internet at starbucks IS NOT FREE&lt;br /&gt;like i thought it was&lt;br /&gt;and i sat and wrote a page and a bleed.&lt;br /&gt;about how MTV is wack.&lt;br /&gt;molly&apos;s home from costa rica!&lt;br /&gt;michelle&apos;s home from darthmouth!&lt;br /&gt;lunch date&lt;br /&gt;kate will be back in a week!&lt;br /&gt;my legs really really hurt.&lt;br /&gt;a black man looked at my computer when i took it out of my bag&lt;br /&gt;he said, &quot;Ahhhh the WHITE version&quot;&lt;br /&gt;(racial undertone?)&lt;br /&gt;i said, &quot;yup&quot;&lt;br /&gt;he said, &quot;is that the super drive?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;i said, &quot;umm sure&quot;&lt;br /&gt;dork.&lt;br /&gt;there was a man who brought a large TV into the store&lt;br /&gt;and he plugged it into an outlet and watched tv&lt;br /&gt;he didnt look homeless&lt;br /&gt;so why couldnt he watch it at home?&lt;br /&gt;maybe he ran out of outlets.&lt;br /&gt;i washed fruit in the bathroom&lt;br /&gt;and there was no toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;and on my way out i warned the guy waiting next in line&lt;br /&gt;but then realized that he&apos;s a boy...and pees standing up&lt;br /&gt;i kind of remembered that but thought, &quot;well what if he&apos;s going to poop?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;i walked to another starbucks across the streeet to look for some free internet.&lt;br /&gt;and found it&lt;br /&gt;but then they closed 6 minutes later.&lt;br /&gt;i ate my pear at quarter to 11&lt;br /&gt;why were people looking at me strange, it was only a pear.&lt;br /&gt;and then i got lost looking for the train.&lt;br /&gt;and pretended my card wasnt working right at the station so and mta worker walking by swiped me in for free&apos;&lt;br /&gt;the train stopped at 96th&lt;br /&gt;and i had to take a subway shuttle bus.&lt;br /&gt;and i thought i was going to be raped on my way to 130th&lt;br /&gt;i didnt see anyone on the street.&lt;br /&gt;but i did think i saw a big rat&lt;br /&gt;it turned out being a paper bag.&lt;br /&gt;im here now</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 14:26:09 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>my new job kicks ass...making flipbooks for most of the night but then...playing ping pong against weird homeless looking guys at bat mitzvahs that have amazing chocolate fountains and macaroons while the bratty rich kids are eating dinner! AND A CHINESE CANDY SCULPTOR! sweet sweet deal.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:46:11 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>so i was locked our of my room tonight and i just got back in. i think i left my key card in schelly&apos;s room when i fell asleep in her bed waiting for her to get off the phone with her boyfriend...god damn i wish i never fell asleep. but i left and when i closed the door to her room i then realized that i must have left my key in her room. so i called and called and called and she never answered so i walked around for a while called my roommate and she didnt answer. then i saw cook paul go into marios room and asia was there with salah so i stayed there for a little bit until my other roommate got home from a party at FIT so she let me in and i love Khandi! now i can sleep in my own bed...but my key card is still missing...fuck</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2006 15:59:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>highlights YEAH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-halloween was okay...never go with a slut...it makes things way too complicated&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Borat was amazing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-my interview went realllly well...8.50 an hour and FREE LUNCH OR DINNER...SOMETIMES BOTH!..FREE ACCESS TO ANY MUSEUM IN THE CITY WITH MY EMPLOYEE I.D.! FREE MOVING SCREENINGS WITH GUESTS! WHAAAAT. it should be an awesome job. if i get it...but he made it sound good&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-got TWO pairs of pants at H&amp;M...and i thought their jeans would never fit me ever again...hah!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- I LOVE RAISIN BRAN CRUNCH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- friends will be home for thanksgiving soon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-THEY OPENED THE ICE SKATING RINK IN BRYANT PARK ALREADY!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-ICE SKATING!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-READING LOTS OF BOOKS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-realizing halfway through his book that if i ever meet Chuck Klosterman on the street, i&apos;ll probably end up kicking him in the nads.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-i mean camon...he hates on coldplay AND soccer IN THE SAME HALF OF THE BOOK...gah!</description>
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